Bogeys! Bertie, bribed by his mum to stop picking his nose, gets more than he bargained for with a magic trick and drives a museum potty on a school outing. Germs! Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back another helping of comic chaos! Join Bertie in three hilarious new stories, "Germs!", "Stomp" and "Babysitter!", as he attempts to catch sister Suzy's horrible illness, finds himself partnering Gran at a dancing competition and meets his match in the new babysitter who's even grubbier than he is! Fangs! Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helping of comic chaos! Join Bertie as he attempts to reveal grumpy Mr Grouch as a vampire, finds himself modelling the latest catwalk fashions and gets a serious scare-cut at the barbers. Pants! Features stories about Pants, Fame and Poop. Bertie's third book finds him facing the shame of losing a dare with Know-All Nick and having to wear his pants to school, playing the part of the dog in the local amateur dramatic society's production of Oliver! and taking Whiffer to Royston Rich's birthday party, where Whiffer leaves a very unwelcome present… Fetch! Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helping of comic chaos! Bertie finds himself in the dog house over his new robot dog, mistakes the Queen for one of his gran's friends at a royal garden party, and is tricked into getting a girlfriend for the school disco! Fleas! Meet Dirty Bertie - a boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits! He's full to bursting with madcap plans and crazy ideas, and if it's trouble you're after, look no further - Bertie's sure to be up to his neck in it. Yuck! Bertie devises a new scheme for making filthy lucre, has a sickly time at the fairground and manages to teach a toddler her first word: Bum. Burp! Meet Dirty Bertie - a boy with nose-pickingly DISGUSTING HABITS! Watch out, Bertie is back, and this time he's staging a school dinner revolt, taking Whiffer to dog training and sabotaging his sister's sleepover. It can only end in chaos! Worms! Join Bertie as he tries to get out of a pink party, fails to be polite for a whole day and makes a really rubbish entry into the summer fair's flower arranging competition… Mud! Bertie faces a barrage of footballs as the school's new goalie and battles to stay clean for the school photographer and gets hopelessly lost in a huge department store.